“Things that gay men say and what they really mean”
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What he said…
No mate, I really do like rugby, it’s a brilliant sport.
What he meant…
I can’t name a single player or team. I only watch it for the sexy blokes with the fantastic legs and arses. Woof!
Inspiration found in a conversation I had yesterday with wardingthenight where I admitted that it’s easier for me to remember a rugby player’s name if I fancy him …
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What he said…
I’m not looking for a relationship right now.
What he meant…
Chances are, I’ll be dating your best friend two weeks from now.
Inspired by a DOGHOUSEDIARIES comic strip.
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What he said…
I’m a DTE and DDF WGM who is into CBT, FF, C2C, JO, MO, PP, DP and BB and am ISO a GL, DF UC SP male for fun.
What he meant…
Dating me is going to require constant access to a sex acronym dictionary.
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What he said…
I need some Michael Fassbender in my life tonight.
What he meant…
I’m in need of a fuck.
